youmattered:

comfydummy:

thepencilriot-stuck:

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fuks:

unclefather:

self portrait 

bundyspooks:

forgot that i tried to make a meme when i was drunk last night and gave up

emotionsidehoe:

sailorbrazil:

accept her

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

technician: good news, doctor!  we’ve successfully captured and/or created a deadly mutant space creature.

scientist: fantastic work, recruit.

technician: thank you, sir!  what do you want us to do with it now?

scientist: put it in my hollow glass cylinder filled with blue-green fluid and connect one or more thin plastic pipes to its body.

technician: do you want us to occasionally blow some air bubbles upward through the liquid?

scientist: abso-fucking-lutely i do

friedkinasty:

when john’s absentminded or nervous he will introduce himself to new people as “hi, my name is john, i’ll be your speaker today”

merle confesses his love to john and john panics and replies, in his fakest, peppiest ted talk voice, with “thank you for sharing your story”

japhers:

not unlike owning a Very Long Cat

japhers:

has this been done because

yesbirds-onthemoon:

justin mcelroy npc romance checklist

☑ red eyes

☑ cold skin

☑ cryptic for no goddamn reason

☑ flight-based dramatic exits

☑ monster/nonhuman form